Funny Quotes About Love

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It all depends on what you put into it. Cute funny love quotes for him. Perhaps your special someone is facing some personal struggles at the moment.

Love thy neighbor and if he happens to be tall debonair and devastating it will be that much easier mae west to love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance oscar wilde love is the answer but while you re waiting for the answer sex raises some pretty interesting questions woody allen. People say you can t live without love but i think oxygen is more important. Funny love quotes about relationships let s face it relationships aren t all sunshine and rainbows and these funny love quotes joke about some of the ups and downs of being in a relationship.

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I ll do the dishes. Love is a lot like a backache it doesn t show up on x rays but you know it s there.