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Easy to read short quotations by famous authors and anonymous.

Funny quotes short. Sometimes when i close my eyes i can t see. Nothing can offer a better laugh than reading funny quotes and sayings about life. You can tell how boring a person is by the lack of fear in their eyes when someone is flipping through photos on their phone.

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Easy to read a list of the most hilarious phrases ever spoken. To me drink responsibly means don t spill it. If girls always treated each other like we do when we re drunk in the girl s bathroom then the world would be a much happier place.

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Don t be stupid it might make you famous. No matter how bad it gets i m always rich when i go to the dollar store. You live learn and upgrade.

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Take a quick look at our funny memes to find several cool humorous quotes right now. Lord give me patience because if you give me strength then i m gonna need some bail money.