Life Quotes To Live By Funny
Jack handey life is hard.
Life quotes to live by funny. Don t be trapped by dogma which is living the result of other people s thinking. I m trying to live. Life gives people lemons a lot of the time.
Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt. Awesome short funny quotes about life to make you laugh i don t broadcast every high i don t hide every low. Perhaps some of their advice will ring true for you too.
People say nothing is impossible but i do nothing every day. My life has the tendency to fall apart when i m awake you know. One is as though nothing is a miracle.
I m trying to live. When life gives you lemons squirt someone in the eye cathy guisewite. I m not afraid of death.
Your time is limited don t waste it living someone else s life. Abraham lincoln we all pay for life with death so everything in between should be free. Funny quotes to live by.
If we don t grow we aren t really living. Ernest hemingway be excellent and party on dudes. These quotes capture the subtle and ironic nature of life.
It s not the size of the dog in the fight it s the size of the fight in the dog. Don t let the noise of other s opinion drowned your own inner voice. These are not slapstick funny quotes but truly wise quotes to live by that convey their important messages indirectly through the use of humor.
John wayne i love sleep. My mission in life is not merely to survive but to thrive. You choose the life you live.
It s great when people can find the funny side of a bad situation in life and then share it with other people that are feeling low. I m not trying to convince the world i have a life. I just don t want to be there when it happens woody allen.
There are only two ways to live your life. It s harder if you re stupid. Funny life lessons often come after hard times.
Life is a succession of such moments and to live each is to succeed. Just when you think there s light at the end of the tunnel you discover it s an oncoming train. When life gives you lemons squirt someone in the eye cathy guisewite.
All the world is made of faith and trust and pixie dust j m. And to do so with some passion some compassion some humor and some style. Enjoy our funny life quotes collection.
If we don t change we don t grow.
