Witty Quotes
Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt.
Witty quotes. Funny quotes on prodigies. Anger makes dull men witty but it keeps them poor. If i had to live my life again i d make the same mistakes only sooner.
Are you one of them. Funny quotes quotes tagged as funny showing 1 30 of 8 177 you know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy the best golfer is a black guy the tallest guy in the nba is chinese the swiss hold the america s cup france is accusing the u s. Best always only mediocre.
Life you believe try. There are some idiots who always answer no to every question now tell me. When a fan asked wolfgang amadeus mozart for tips on writing symphonies the composer is said to have suggested begin with some simple lieder and work your way up to.
And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka and have a party. Life my life mistakes live. Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are a good person is a little like expecting the bull not to attack you because you are a vegetarian.
Witty quotes and sayings. Light travels faster than sound. Ask me no questions and i ll tell you no fibs.
The real trouble with reality is that there s no background music. Too many people spend money they haven t earned to buy things they don t want to impress people they don t like. Sample of top witty quotes below.
Quotes tagged as witty showing 1 30 of 546. Sarcasm helps keep you from telling people what you really think of them. They may be amusing but that doesn t make them less true.
Give a man a match and he ll be warm for a minute but set him on fire and he ll be warm for the rest of his life. We just saw finnick odair in his underwear. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
Well don t expect us to be too impressed. Here are 43 witty clever quotes that are profound but with a dose of fun. Everyone has a sense of humor.
Only the mediocre are always at their best.
